for a five minute long two-step
is a theme night that I somehow did not know about
because the dances are “too fast”
go to lessons like the rest of us did, goddamn
I’m not saying I’m always right, but … I’m always right.
and security looks over
I was browsing the “dance crush” tag after getting to dance with mine, last night (he only shows up once in a blue moon) and happened across *drumroll*
Dancers Say What?
If you enjoy this blog (which I’d hope you do since you’re here and all) or happen to enjoy couples dancing of any kind, I’d suggest you pop on over and check them out. I’ve been scrolling for a solid fifteen minutes and have been giggling the whole time.
Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled LDP!
that insist on putting their hands on you every time they see you
and realize you’re missing patron tequila
to an event that does not involve dancing
but then inspiration strikes