Line Dance Problems

A city girl with a country heart. I write about line dancing, pancakes, and the occasional soldier. But only if he can two-step.

September 29, 2014 1:20 pm September 28, 2014 5:40 pm

thinking that a bachelorette party

is a theme night that I somehow did not know about

1:20 pm

when new girls feel “unwelcome”

because the dances are “too fast”

go to lessons like the rest of us did, goddamn

September 27, 2014 5:40 pm

when someone challenges one of my dance picks

I’m not saying I’m always right, but … I’m always right.

1:20 pm 11:13 am

brief shoutout

I was browsing the “dance crush” tag after getting to dance with mine, last night (he only shows up once in a blue moon) and happened across *drumroll*

Dancers Say What?

If you enjoy this blog (which I’d hope you do since you’re here and all) or happen to enjoy couples dancing of any kind, I’d suggest you pop on over and check them out. I’ve been scrolling for a solid fifteen minutes and have been giggling the whole time.

Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled LDP!

September 26, 2014 5:40 pm

people you don’t dance with

that insist on putting their hands on you every time they see you

1:20 pm September 25, 2014 5:40 pm

when someone invites me out

to an event that does not involve dancing

1:20 pm