Line Dance Problems

A city girl with a country heart. I write about line dancing, pancakes, and the occasional soldier. But only if he can two-step.

September 1, 2014 1:20 pm

getting dirty looks from non-dancers

because their boyfriends are watching your ass

August 31, 2014 5:40 pm

convincing your friends to leave the bar early

to get to mcdonalds before they turn off the ice cream machine


1:20 pm August 30, 2014 5:40 pm

when people ask me to request songs from the dj

because he/she “will listen to me” but not them

1:20 pm August 29, 2014 5:40 pm

when you completely forgot it was friday

until about halfway through lunch

1:20 pm

when the instructor decides to teach a shitty dance

to a song we were already dancing something better to in the back

August 28, 2014 5:40 pm

when a guy asks you to two-step

but doesn’t actually know how to two-step

1:20 pm

when somebody’s spilled their beer

but it’s the only clear route to the dancefloor

August 27, 2014 5:40 pm