Line Dance Problems

A city girl with a country heart. I write about line dancing, pancakes, and the occasional soldier. But only if he can two-step.

November 24, 2013 5:40 pm

when a group of bitches is mocking the lesson

and we’re just like

like you came to line dance lessons what did you think we would be doing, making a souffle?

September 15, 2013 1:20 pm

when drunk bitches demand to be taught ~all the dances!!!~

I try and be like

but when they get butthurt and entitled about it I’m like

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bitch would you go into a gym and ask some random person who is obviously there on their own time for their own self improvement to be your personal trainer? no. If you need help getting the steps for a specific dance, I will be happy to assist you. otherwise you can get the fuck out of my face.

christ.

July 28, 2013 5:40 pm

when someone is rude to one of my friends on the dancefloor

I’m trying to calm that shit down like

but as soon as I have to dance next to some girl I don’t like it’s like

May 27, 2013 1:20 pm

when I see fake-lookin’ girls taking pictures at the bar

which I know are going to show up on instagram non-ironically tagged “country”, I can’t help but

May 22, 2013 5:40 pm May 3, 2013 5:40 pm

when a girl “just isn’t getting the lessons”

but thinks I’m going to be able to magically make her learn one-on-one, I’m like

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if you really cannot learn a tush push when it’s broken down for you by a paid instructor then I am sure as shit not going to try and teach you zydeco lady out in the parking lot, for real.

April 29, 2013 5:40 pm

when drunk bitches who don’t know a dance

start trying to teach their even drunker friends the dance, I’m like

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April 19, 2013 5:40 pm

when the weather gets warm

and all the tourists and bachelorette parties start coming to lessons

April 12, 2013 5:40 pm March 10, 2013 9:01 am

being surrounded by drunk girls

at the end of the night when you’re just trying to do a line dance