Line Dance Problems

A city girl with a country heart. I write about line dancing, pancakes, and the occasional soldier. But only if he can two-step.

March 2, 2013 4:02 pm

when somebody tells me that I’m not a “real cowgirl”

because I wear my dancing boots to the bar instead of boots covered in horse shit, I’m like

we’re five miles outside the heart of one of the largest cities in the country, and about six times that far from the nearest open field.  who’s out of place, here?

February 15, 2013 4:02 pm July 20, 2012 1:31 pm

when everyone who thought I was a prude saw me after three shots of patron

shaking my ass without giving a shit, they were like

and I just looked at them like

meanwhile the boy is off to the side like

July 12, 2012 8:01 am June 24, 2012 4:28 pm

when you go to a rascal flatts concert

with your midriff hanging out, and all the housewives are giving you dirty looks, it’s just like

tailgating is valuable tanning time, obviously

June 7, 2012 4:42 am

when bitches are doing the wrong dance to my jam

I take a corner of the floor and start doing the right one and I feel like

but then I get really into it and