Line Dance Problems

A city girl with a country heart. I write about line dancing, pancakes, and the occasional soldier. But only if he can two-step.

March 18, 2014 1:21 pm

when one of my tiny, cute friends

thinks it’s odd that I do most of the couples dances by myself

sorry not gonna sit out half the night just because I’m too tall for these insecure motherfuckers

March 17, 2014 1:20 pm February 17, 2014 5:40 pm November 17, 2013 1:20 pm September 9, 2013 1:20 pm July 27, 2013 1:20 pm

when I’ve forgotten that I danced with a guy that one time

and next time he sees me he’s all buddy-buddy


I’m sorry if you’re shorter than 6’4” I probably won’t remember your name

July 16, 2013 5:40 pm

when guys ask me to teach them to dance

and they’re wearing flip flops and cargo shorts, I’m like

but when they’re tall and wearing good boots I’m like

June 18, 2013 5:40 pm

when none of my usual dance partners are around

so I haven’t two-stepped all night, at first I’m like

August 8, 2012 3:59 pm

when somebody at the bar doesn’t know my name

and I overhear them referring to me as “you know, the tall one who knows all the dances”, I’m just like

August 4, 2012 7:56 am